Men are like... from pres

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk forfree. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are againstmarriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying anentire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out ofyou.
2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firmthey are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to changethem.
4. Men are like ...Blenders You need One, but you're not quite surewhy.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & theyusually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a wordthey say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooolong to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first signof emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for alittle while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they'recoming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but notvery bright.
13. Men are like P arking Spots . All the good ones are taken, therest are handicapped.

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